Photography Jokes

We love jokes and pranks at our house, so today I thought I would share with you a few of our favorites and a few photography ones!  Hope you get a little laugh, if you do please tell us your favorites.

Q:Whats a pirates favorite letter?  A: R

Q: Why was 10 afraid of 7?  A: Because 7 8 9

Q: “What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?” A: “You can’t tuna fish.”

Q: Why is flying an F-16 better than flying an F-22?
A: It’s one stop faster!

Q: What did Mozart do when his Olympus broke?
A: He borrowed Pachelbel’s Canon.

Q: What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures?
A: The nut behind the viewfinder!

If a man asks a young girl for a date…
That’s his business.
If the young girl accepts…
That’s her business.
If the man and the girl decide to marry…
That’s their business.
However, if they want great wedding photographs…

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.

Top ten reasons to date a photographer:

  1. They work well in the dark
  2. They’re used to funny smells
  3. They make things develop
  4. They work well on many settings
  5. They know how to focus
  6. They can make big things look small and small things look big
  7. They work well from many different angles
  8. They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out…
  9. They shoot in many different locations
  10. They can find the beauty in anything

What do you get when you cross a digital camera with a Greyhound bus?
Crushed pixels.

How are lenses like flower gardens?
Each has a beautiful iris.

If a photographer were to have a pet turtle
what kind would it be?
A snapper !




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